Unclean Whiteboards

It was a good day when I covered all of the walls in my office with big, cheap whiteboards.

It was a bad day, two weeks later, when I realized that big, cheap whiteboards means that I was going to have to deal with unclean whiteboards.

Here’s an example.

My boards and the eraser that came with my markers had failed me, bigly.

Since I use these whiteboards heavily, I decided to launch an experiment!  Time to find the best way to clean whiteboards.

Research

I started online, of course.  Lots of good articles out there:

• Good list of ten things to try from OnTime Supplies (though what’s up with coffee grounds?!?)
• Wikihow had two neat-looking tutorials, but none of them looked practical for use on a ton of big-ass whiteboards.
• Lots of great first-hand accounts from ThriftyFun.  Though I’m not sure I want to use abrasives like toothpaste or Scotch Brite on my beautiful new babies.

I started putting together a list, then decided I was just raid my basement and test whatever I had on hand.  I’ve accumulated quite the collection of treatments, lubricants, and waxes from various projects.

I came up with nine contenders for the test.  Here’s group 1:

And group 2:

How I tested

I decided to do two rounds of clean whiteboards testing.

In round 1, I would:

1. Split my wall into 10 groups (9 treatments and 1 control with no treatment)
2. Treat each slice with a different treatment
3. Erase the board at various points in time (after 1 hour, after 3 hours, etc.) to see which held up best.

In round 2, I would take my finalists and do a long-term ghosting test.

Round 1: Nine Treatments for Clean Whiteboards

Here’s the grid I set up.  The left side had the waxes, the control, and one of the goopy lubes.

The right side had lubricant sprays and car waxes:

They were all applied according to the label instructions.  The lubricant sprays were just sprayed on, and then smeared around with a paper towel until the surface was dry.

Sealing and Cleaning a Whiteboard with Waxes

The first to drop out were the non-car waxes.  Cheng Countertop Wax and Paste Finishing Wax are amazing for our DIY concrete countertops.  Whiteboard treatments, though?  Not so much.

You can see here that they left a smeary mess when I tried to erase the whiteboard after just one hour.

I’m kind of glad, as these were on the more difficult side to apply.  Lots of rubbing on and smearing off, then waiting, then buffing.

Two down, seven to go.

Sealing and Cleaning a Whiteboard with Grease

Next to fall – our two grease entries.  We use Super Lube as a bike chain grease, and this food-safe petrol jelly is left over from a meat slicer experiment gone horribly wrong.

These were a smeary mess to apply, and the markers could barely write on them.  They were also a mess after erasing after just one hour:

Two more down, which leaves five.

Sealing and Cleaning a Whiteboard with Car Waxes

A friend I rate very highly suggested Turtle Wax as the solution, so I was excited about this test.  I was testing Nu Finish Paste and Turtle Wax Carnauba Cleaner Paste Wax.

These were much easier to apply than the other waxes or the greases, which was nice.

However, I found that the whiteboard markers didn’t write particularly well on them.  In general, they did no better or worse than the control in leaving marks.

Here’s what my control looked like when I erased after 1, 2, and 6 hours:

And here’s what the car waxes looked like after one, two, and six hours:

About the same level of whiteboard ghosting.

With two more out, that leaves us with three treatments — all spray-on lubricants.

Spray-On Lubricants for Clean Whiteboards

I was down to three finalists.  Picture the old, grizzled gunslinger taking on two recent graduates from UofT Austin.  One lives in the Brooklyn, the other is a Silicon Valley techrepreneur:

• WD-40, the old-timer
• Teflon spray, the hipster
• Teflon Silicone Spray, the techie from Silicon Valley

I had high hopes for the Silicone spray, as did the super helpful guy at the local hardware store.

First, a word on smell.

This group of treatments smells.

WD-40 has the familiar shop-class-meets-your-father’s-garage smell.  It’s distinctive, though not unpleasant.

The Teflon spray had a smell like electrified coconuts.

I don’t have a clever description for the Teflon Silicone Spray — it also had a scent.

Let’s see how they did.

It’s a little hard to see in this photo, but the newfangled Teflon Silicone Spray was the poorest performer of the three.  After three days of testing, it definitely had the most ghosting of these three finalists:

Let’s take our finalists and move on to Test 2!

Sealing and Cleaning Whiteboards: WD-40 vs. Teflon

This second test was a torture test.  I took another wall, treated it, and then attacked it with every whiteboard marker in my arsenal:

I let it sit for two days, then erased it:

You can already see the ghosting on the control in the middle, but the WD-40 and Teflon are still going strong.

I then repeated this cycle two more times — I left the marker on for two days, erased it, and tried again.

The final test

Here’s what my plain control looked like (heavy whiteboard ghosting):

And the Teflon (light whiteboard ghosting):

And the WD-40 (clean whiteboards!):

The best way to clean a whiteboard